I know you have all heard the preciously romantic story of Edward and Bella. The beautiful, sparkling vampire and the willing-to-defy-all-odds,lovesick girl and how they fell in love. A desperate love grown over trials of almost deaths which is soon shattered over Edward running away and Jacob, friendly wolf-boy, who wants nothing other than to be with his best friend Bella forever. He is by her side and hopeful that she will one day
go of Edward, but then Edward comes back and she is completely sucked into his vampire way of life all over again. Well, what if I know what really happened between love struck Bella, vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob? In the real story the gorgeous Bella is the only person who sticks out to Edward. After months of stalking Bella, following her wherever she goes and watching her as she sleeps. She finds out, she is beyond creeped out, yet likes it all the same. Quickly, despite her hopeless efforts, she falls madly in love with him and begins to hold on to his old coat tails for the ride of her life. Soon Edward discovers that although Bella is very beautiful, he is annoyed by her desperate yearnings for his love and unyielding desire for immortality. He is too kind to push away this poor girl who loves him ever so much, knowing that she would be completely crushed and would probably fall into a suicidal depression. He stays with her for months and months playing up his love for her. He finally tires of this game and realizes that with his amazing vampire sparkling powers, he deserves a beautiful supernatural creature as powerful as he. He is finally convinced to rid himself of Bella and leaves off into the dust with out a single trace of him to be found. Desperate for the attention Edward had given her, Bella decides to go to the only place in her neighborhood she had not yet gone. Where the boys were new and didn’t know about her need for affection, immortality and stalking boys. Of all the boys, she sees one that especially stands out, probably because of his unnaturally long hair and his ripped biceps and six-pack abs fighting to get out of his shirt. She catches this boy, Jacob quickly and carefully, not wanting to scare him away by her clingy, needy ego. She drew him in very closely and then let her true, desperate ways take over. After only months he wanted to be done with the crazy girl he thought might be his one true love. Edward the vegan vampire comes back to Seattle to see his sparkly vampire family. He had found out from his sister that Bella had found a new boy that had made her forget all about him. But to Edward’s surprise, as soon as Bella hears of his return, she leaves Jacob and goes straight for Edward. Upset about this he goes to talk to the boy who must have loved Bella, creepy ways and all. Edward visits Jacob’s house only to find when the door opens that Jacob is his mortal enemy, the Werewolf, and much more attractive than he had remembered. Jacob makes no hesitation to clear things up about Bella, and to share how good looking he thought Edward was. To get rid of the Bella girl, they decided they had only one option to allow Bella to be savagly killed by a crazed killer vampire named Victoria and then to finally give in to their unspoken attraction for one another. They are relieved to find someone who is more than capable to take care of themselves and who has a chiseled body is a mirror image of their own. They happily became boyfriends and were glad that the needy Bella was out of the picture.
The magic works by the love of Bella’s own heart. She is willing to go far past the normal extent of clingy for any boy. Also Vampires are created by the drinking of blood from a cow with mad cow disease, a bird with the bird flu, or a pig with swine flu. To become a Werewolf you have to be manly, constantly want your shirt off, have a problem with a lot of hair growing every where, but it is a genetic condition. For the soundtrack we will use the Mario theme for the star power, Edward likes to run really fast and he is pretty much invincible. Jacob’s theme song will be Sexy and I know it, i mean really who doesn’t think he is sexy? Even Edward realizes that! Bella’s theme will be Person of Interest by Rebecca Black. Creepy songs go with creepy people.
Alice (Edward’s sister, Ashley Greene) Charlie (Bella’s Confused and Apologetic Father, any Hobo off the street) Edward (the Vegan Sparkly almost Hippie Vampire, Cedric Diggory) Jacob (the Super Stupid Male Model who can be compared with Hansel and Zoolander, Taylor Lautner) and Bella (the half stoned, hyperventilating girl, Kristen Stewart)